In principle, if you. has decided to spend the summer in the province of Cordoba, you should prepare. To do this, and considering that it must interact with the locals, is essential reading cordoba basic dictionary and Cordoba Small Grammar for Foreigners , something to understand, did you see? Second, it would be extremely useful NI WILL HAPPEN IF YOU GO TO HAVE AUTO CORDOBA, but if you are stubborn and will thus equal consider the following tips:
1 - Morelos Cordovans CUCU HAVE IN EVERY TOWN, FULLY TO FART. That is: to respect timetables, no way. So if, for example, you want to go anywhere in bondi, óccccnibus know that you have to take, will come-at least-40 minutes after the time indicated on the ticket. And, when you arrive, you will have to wait another ten minutes for the fercho smoking a fag. And if at the gates of Eden Hotel told that the tour takes about two hours, please do not do it if you have to take back óccccnibus three, because the visit actually takes almost four hours.
2 - TRY TO TAKE ALL YOUR MONEY IN CASH. It can happen that (as you went through security with little money in your pocket) when I finally managed to get one of the FOUR ATM's in La Falda, only to find that your debit card is disabled to operate, because (then whole) in the last cashier used in Buenos Aires, some vivillos committed some kind of outrage, and his friend gave low bank preemptively all cards that day went by that cashier. Including his own, occccccc-saw.
3 - Do not rely WHAT YOU KNOW AS "microclimate." La Falda for example, "micro" refers to the duration of the climatic characteristic of the moment. So when you wake up is clear, down to breakfast when clouded, as it rises to find the purse and the camera strategy raining, and when out with the purse and camera, a sun that cracks the earth. And so ...
4 - CHECK THE FORECAST SEVERAL DAYS PRIOR TO DEPARTURE. But do not rely on INFOCLIMA or the like. See páginadel National Weather Service . Hence, if a puff is drawn is going to be cloudy (and sure there is a puff). Now, if illusions want to fart, see the other pages.
5 - FIND OUT HOW MUCH DOES NOT RAIN. Lest they go with the dream of bathing in a stream or under a waterfall, and find that there is a drought since November, and therefore the famous Cordoba streams are sad something like threads of water and wide rivers stone path
6 - the Cordoba NOT GIVE AN ADDRESS OR PRESIDENTIAL DECREE. If you want to know where the combination that leads to the 7 waterfalls, is likely to say "go to the corner, turn right 300-meters, then go north another 200 feet, there is a house with a dwarf in the garden, walk to the next corner, there is an ice cream parlor. There is not. Front. By the time they finish explaining, and it started to rain.
7 - FULL BOARD JAMASSSSSS CONTRACT NO. And taking care less if you come because they want to gain weight, or have gastritis, or are diabetic, or is a very old person, or has celiac disease. Unless you want to bust base of chips, rice, potatoes, pasta, potatoes, dumplings, potatoes ...
8 - NOT HAPPEN BY CHANCE YOU GO THE HOTEL "LA ASTURIANA." Thus, without explanation. Just trust me
9 - TELE TURN VERY OCCASIONALLY. And able to be a joy when he hears that the HPV vaccine was incorporated into the official vaccination schedule or being implemented regional markets to buy at better prices
10 - NO DEDUCT REMISE PRICE LIST FOR MAKING A MILEAGE. Los Cocos, for example, you can charge $ 6 .- for nearly two miles, in Summit, $ 10 .- by 4 km, but in Capilla del Monte, to bring it to Los Terrones (14 km) ... may want to charge you $ 150 .- And not a kiss!
11 - DO NOT BELIEVE IN SELLING THE TICKETS. Beware, beware, beware. Not only the hours they say, but that the service actually exists. Because it can happen that, come to San Marcos Sierra, with a warmth that neither the Impenetrable Chaco, you go to buy a ticket back on the mic 20 pm-because in the end of the skirt is told that return service-and the girl from San Marcos to report that this service is only in January, and that the choices are, or stay to sleep in the village or take a local to the junction or to Cruz del Eje and then take another to La Falda.
12 - TAKE PONCHITOOOOO !!!!! Know that in the groups, the Cordoba put the air conditioning to all culorrrr, so if you bank 40 degrees in the shade in a small town, way back when you can fish a brand acme flu that spoiled the days that remain.
13 - DO NOT LEAVE FOR TOMORROW WHAT YOU CAN DO TODAY. Do not say, for example, "tomorrow we come to this restaurant to eat goat," because maybe tomorrow is a sign on the door saying "Closed for the DGI"
14 - WHEN YOU RETURN, NO COMMENT WITH YOUR setbacks FAMILY, FRIENDS AND / O / U KNOWN. Never missing live says "ah, but that always happens in Cordoba in February," or "ah, I went to Traslasierra and was delicious, full of water" or "ah, but do not you know that you do not have to go without a car? " or "ah, but as I commanded not find out!" or "ah, but when I went in November was delicious." And so on.
15 - IF YOU GO TO THE LAVENDER, FIND OUT IN WHAT STATE IS THE PLANTATION. Do not become so when they arrive they find that precious field was all just flourished right up to the day earlier, when they lifted the last year fluorite. And you, who hoped that Heidi running through the flowers, you encounter a field full of weeds
16 - GO TO SOMEONE WHO WANTS A LOT. Because yes, no reason. Go with someone. Sharing is good. Yes, then take charge of the consequences. If you like peach fuzz bánquese.
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